10 days until Christmas. If you want to come out alive, you've got to be crafty. Imagine this little tyke hearing Santa Claus himself - telling him if he behaves, then there will be toys under the tree. The little guy looks
skeptical but will probably decide it's not worth taking a chance over. Simple but effective parental maneuver and it won't cost a cent. Does life get any better than that?!
To register your precious little bundle of endless energy, call 321-264-5105 (for the north part of the county) or 321-633-1874 (central). A form will be faxed for you to fill out and return (authenticity is essential). Then wait for the phone to ring, hopefully at a key time (temper tantrum measuring 10 on the Richter scale). But hurry, phone calls will end Thursday, December 16. Crafty is good.
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